Classifieds Advert/Situations Wanted: Victorian Hermit
April 7, 2010 by The Good Ear Review
Dear Country Estate Owners:
I am currently looking for a well-appointed garden shed or cave for hermetic possibilities on your property.
I require very little upkeep as I am partial to voles. I am suitably apoplectic, adequately eccentric, and erudite in my mutterings.
I philosophise.
Let me be your living lawn ornament.
I can be reached at … I am not reachable.
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